Bluebird of happiness, my arse! Do I look happy??
Bluebird of happiness, my arse! Do I look happy?? It’s Friggin’ Freezing. There’s snow up my arse, all the food’s covered with 3 feet of this white crap, and you want me to sing? What?? Anne Murray’s “Snowbird”? Piss Off!! Next year, I’m flyin’ to Jamaica!!
Thanks to Thomas O’Hara for this commentary on global warming.
This is what the bluebirds in Connecticut and Massachusetts were saying on Halloween.