ME AT RESTAURANT:
Hostess: Okay, I can seat you at this table right here (4 feet away), but I will need you to wear a mask to the table.
Me : What happens when I get to the table?
Hostess: You can take off the mask.
Me : Then it is safe over there?
Me : Are those fans blowing above the table? Is that the air-conditioning I feel? Is the air circulating in here?
Hostess: No words. Confused look.
ME AT GROCERY STORE:
Why is there plastic on the payment keypad?
Cashier: To protect people from Covid.
Me : But isn’t everyone touching the plastic keypad the same way they would the regular keypad?
Cashier: No words. Confused look.
ME AT DRIVE-THRU
Server: (Holds a tray out the window with a bag of food for logical friend to grab.)
ME : Why is my bag of food on a tray?
Server: So I don’t touch your food because of Covid.
Me : Didn’t the cook touch my food? Didn’t the person wrapping my food touch it and then touch it again when placing it in my bag? Didn’t you touch the bag and put it on the tray? Didn’t you touch the tray?
Server: No words. Confused look.
Life is hard for logical people right now. We are being raised without the ability to process and execute logic.
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